I was quite upset at the fact that this guy I met wasn’t going to work out..

So I made a list of pros and cons. Basically I just liked him for his looks and the fact that we could share retarded memes with each other. all of the other aspects of his life brought him down… for example, He doesn’t even go to a university? He “studies at home” wtf are you studying? seriously, education is a huge thing for me. At the end of my list I found that I’m actually a better person than he is and if I’m going to be distressed by a simple minded boy, then I must be just as stupid.

Adios, betch.

k4rkl3s:

blaze it, i whisper as i light my homework on fire

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mitunas-choice-rump:

just a friendly reminder that we are closer to  2017 than 2007 

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southeasternprep:

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

pop up

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bootybureau:

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

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jaclcfrost:

i was thinking earlier “why isn’t there an adult version of an easy bake oven” but then i realized

there is

it’s just an oven

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sleep:

with me

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meladoodle:

i honestly could not date someone who isn’t funny

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